We’ve all seen the Hot Pocket commercials and at some point wanted to purchase them. Well, that is until the moment after you actually ingest one—like an iron shot put was hurled at your stomach. (Just ask comedian Jim Gaffigan, he’s all over the consequences of Hot Pockets). Microwavable preservative-filled pastry, what were they thinking? In theory I can see it–a buttery-crisp pastry…